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October 16, 2014 / kristieinman

Dear husband, 8 reasons to take me out

dinner4twoI know it must sound confusing to you, especially after I spent the day making my better than best sauce and homemade bread, but I need you to take me out to dinner.  I understand your arguments about the food that I make being so healthy, vegan, & organic and how hard it is to find a place suitable to eat.  I also understand that is costs money.  I see your side just fine, and you are so sweet and take me out even with it not making complete sense, so I want to make sense of it now:

I need someone to sit me at a table where piles of mail and papers aren’t pushed to the side to make room to eat.

I need to sit at a table where the table cloth isn’t stained and the napkins match.

I need someone to ask me what I want.

I need someone who will cook and bring me food.

I need someone who will go get the ketchup bottle and re-fill my water.

I need someone to take away my dishes.

I need someone to offer me a platter of desserts.

The food won’t be as healthy, the bill will be ridiculous, but our relationship will be ridiculously healthy!

Love, Your eternal companion.

P.S. – Does anyone know why I feel angry at the thought of hubby eating his healthy food on the way to the restaurant then watching me eat there?  It shouldn’t, I know that, but it does.

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  1. JoEllen / Oct 22 2014 4:35 am

    When you enjoy eating, the act of eating is much better shared. You are sharing a pleasurable experience with the one you love when you sit down to a meal together. No one else will know just how good that meal is unless you get to share it with someone, and then revel in all it’s unhealthy goodness later. 🙂

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